Well to say that last post was popular would be an understatement. It was single handedly my most popular post. Almost 1000 views and counting, not to mention the comments, which is incredible considering this blog gets no promotion. Everyone who is here is here because of word of mouth.
So I have a question for you all. That last post was sort of an experiment. I wanted to know what the reaction would be if I started reporting serious stories like the last one, or continue with the light hearted stories of the past. Or a mix of both? Up to you. Comment me!
ACTUAL GOSSIP STARTS HERE
Back on to other news Josh (skishua) is following the path of Tenani (nanisnap) and becoming an alcoholic.
And now, a potentially embarrassing Skype chat history sent in by Jess (jessums31).
Josh Hall says: JESS wehre are you, ghhhhhhh, oh and JESS. I mety someone and she looked JUST LIKE YOU woah. I need some sleep I think, Jess I’m sorry. i think I confused youJess says: LOLJosh Hall says: I met someone jess and she looks like youJess says: cool XDJosh Hall says: andd oi tolkd her this I’m sorry I don’t make sense dtodayJess says: why are you sorry! you make sense XDJosh Hall says: we’ll talk when i get undrunkedJosh Hall says: don’t tell laurenJess says: i wontJosh Hall says: I think i convinced her I’m sober.Jess says: it was epic. how’s your night been, josh
[Josh Hall says: hah. Ohhhhhh it's been interesting. I've drank before Jess. Ohh, okay.Jess says: i know you have XDJosh Hall says: Well. But I’ve never gogtten drnk liek this I can’t een SPELL.Jess says: don’t worry XDJosh Hall says: I hadd too mayn.Jess says: i can make it outJosh Hall says: I’m so embarassesd.Jess says: did you do loads of shots or something, bro XD, don’t be!Josh Hall says: Yeah, I just had too much. I wrote on my friends arm.Jess says: have you stopped drinking?Josh Hall says: Oh yeh I’m done and I made it back. And I told a guy friend i wanted to violate himJess says: what did you write on their arm XDJosh Hall says: I don’t know.Jess says: LOLJosh Hall says: I’m going to be so embarrassed in the morning. ANyWAY. I should really sleep this off now. So I think I will TTYL. Thank you for putting up with me. No Jess.Jess says: Josh! XD don’t be sillyJosh Hall says: I’m slipping.Jess says: you’re slipping?Josh Hall says: I’m slipping into sleep.
Anyone know the name of the rehab in Australia that Tenani went to? I’ll forward the address to Josh. Seems he needs it.
Cody (davanti) has left YouTube because he is to star in an upcoming gay porn film called “No Country For Gay Men”, according to GGI reports. Apparently he and Baz (kaabaz) have had a falling out because they used to do all their gay porn together. Reports say that Cody was picked up by the creators of the new film because of his girlish good looks and incredibly large penis.
GGIs I need more information on this, Invercargill GGIs you have a photography assignment…
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Simon (simonPARASITE) has been making secret trips to Auckland to meet with two slutty Rangitoto College girls. Apparently he saw Wall-E at 4.45pm this afternoon and they went down on him in the back of the cinema to the horror curiosity of surrounding movie-goers. I hear it’s a great movie though.
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Lauren (VivaLaLaurennn) is following the example of Josh and is marrying David (nakorokan) in order to get a visa to New Zealand. Apparently her reasoning for fleeing the US is that her crush on John McCain is growing too strong to handle and she doesn’t fancy getting taken down by the Secret Service. She is also pregnant with his baby.
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Going right back to the start, Rache (wizardneedsfoodbadly) is now the proud mother of a young daughter. The daughter, named Wendy after the famous burger chain, has a rare skin disease which leaves her looking like a wet brown paper bag. I first reported about Rache’s pregnancy in this post. Husband Bryant (Briznye) is nowhere to be seen though, leaving Rache to raise the kid on her own in her cliffside mansion.
xox GG
o.0 well that got twisted lol sorry simon
I like a mix of both! & LOL @ Josh <33
Oh Josh, that silly billy.
Man, who ever told you that GG had it ALL wrong, my baby doesn’t look like a paper bag… She IS a Paper Bag… funnily enough, from Wendys.
Bryant did make an appearance today, which was nice of him <3
A nice mix plz. Hey you know who is awesome to write about? ANNA-FUCKING-ROSE. Booya.
oh btw, a mix would be good
LOL, it’s true about Cody, I’ve seen it!
I reckon keep it light hearted IMO. Oh and lol at Simon re Wall-E. Well played GG lol
I’m definately for a mix too…
@Rache Did he pay any child support?
or is that paper bag support? like 10c that they charge at borders?
call CYFS on that betch
lmfao
i was wrong
those ladies were kinky.
not what i thought i was paying for…
You’re like a mixed bag of lollies, GG! You get bad ones & you get good ones so a bit of both please
@Jess, We actually have a shared bank account, still being married and all. He was kinda enough to buy me a kids meal from Wendy’s so Wendy has something to play with in-between crying and being inanimate object.
@Rache
“so Wendy has something to play with in-between crying and being inanimate object.”
Big fat hairy LOL award goes to you!
a Mix of the serious and the not so serious Is great idea. and @ Rache. how often does Wendy need “bag changing”
I think I like the true stuff with a side of the not so serious.
NZYT is very juicy indeed.
Wow.
How the hell did everyone find out about that?!
DAMN YOU GOSSIPGIRL.
You know everything, I swear to god.
And Tenani – Shhh.
Cody.x
Bahahahahahhahaha LOL @JOSH!
omg…. What a drunk.
i like a mix of things! HaHA cody in a porno, definatly!!
ahem, time for a new update…
Agreed
+1
‘mmmmmmmmm.
Agreed!
GG getting a bit slack?
Tut tut…
*little british boy accent*
please, sir
or GG
Can I have some more
pleassseee
We want gossip!
They want gossip!
Oh, and a mix is quite the thing I look for in Gossip.
That way you can choose what to believe.
I come on here like every time I come on the computer.. Which is alot =] updates!
Guys give GG a break. she has a life like the rest of us.
But her pseudonym doesn’t
its to quiet , where is the gossip!!!!???!!
New post.