The Countdown Begins

Hello YouTubers

I thought it appropriate to update you on the community given the anniversary just reached. Last week marked two months until the New Zealand YouTube Gathering, which is sure to be the gossip event of the year. That’s not to say that the past month has been drama free… Au contraire the past thirty days have been anything but dry in the world of NZ YouTube, so allow me to update you on the juiciest bits…

A double announcement in Gathering attendees hit last week with news that Irish YouTuber Stephen (3sixty5days) and English YouTuber Charlie (charlieskies) have decided to make the trip to New Zealand. Almost as soon as the dust settled from this announcement rumours began to fly about reasons for this trip. It is common knowledge that Patrick (patrickblog) has fallen deeply in like with Ireland’s Hottest TV Personality. Problem is Patick has a boyfriend, while Stephen and Charlie have made it clear they have feelings for each other. What other reason would Charlie have to come to NZ if not to keep an eye on his Irish boytoy? What remains to be seen is whether the Brit gets his boy back or Patrick feels the luck of the Irish.

More from the Gathering and it turns out Australian comic YouTuber Chris (chrisontv88) will no longer be attending, as was previously announced. Little is known about the reasons for his true change of heart, but I’m betting it has something to do with the rumoured ‘Australian Blacklist’ campaign the NZYT community has against Australian YouTubers ever since the Wellington Fiasco this past summer. I’m sure you can dig something more up, email me.

Self-proclaimed ‘Queen of NZYT’ Jess (jessums31) has allegedly had trouble organising sleeping arrangements for the visiting Tubers, with Denise (neechers), James (tehdancingkiwi), Corey (storycorey), Juno (junoluvsu), Simon (simonparasite) and Cameron (englishcameron) all staying over. Sounds like a slumber party I’d like to be at. Turns out James and Corey don’t like being lovers scorned by Patrick waving his new school-aged boyfriend in front of them. Something tells me there’s going to be a lot of avoidence going on when it comes to these three. As for Juno, things have changed since the last time she was in the city. I also have a feeling she will be avoiding Ben (bennysoup)’s house for the length of her trip. Word on the street is J got left outside alone when Ben flipped and bailed on the romance that was public knowledge. Bad form, BennySoup… you know how karma’s a bitch? We hear a Juno scorned can be too. Watch out.

In keeping with news from the Gathering it seems the wheels are in motion for what will prove to be a memorable day, and an even more memorable night in the NZYT world… Rumour has it that after party plans are already well in the works, with this guest list being exclusively a who’s who of the NZYT scene. Getting your name on this list would be like getting the YT Editor to feature a video you sent in, it just doesn’t happen. Plus, no event could come more packed with potential drama than this one. After everything that has come to light in this post, I’m sensing a late night battle royale for affections come July 11.

Finally we will get to see what happens when the cameras come down and the claws come out.

I can’t wait.

GG2.0

Vote Patrick

Patrick (Patrickblog) has entered a competition with a New Zealand radio station where he has a chance to win $10 000! Simply go here: The Edge Next Top Friend, register and vote for him!

Hopefully he wins the money, that way he can pay for more people to come to the Auckland YouTube Gathering (18/10). More people = more drama = more gossip.
GGI: EdwardCullen

BONUS ROUND:
-Happy 20th birthday to Tenani (nanisnap) for today.

TABLOID PAGES:

-Cameron (EnglishCameron) has been fired from his job at New World for shoplifting jumbo sized tampons.
GGI: SparkyTron

-Alex (AlexTheOwl) has decided to move on from Joe (TheJoeFrom1993) and has his sights set on all the other major players of NZYT, most notably Patrick and Levi (corporalcadet). Levi is said to be ecstatic after his failed relationship with Dannie (ThatEnglishGirl111). They are adopting a Kenyan.
GGI: Bongo

-Shawna (Nanalew) is planning on staying at Chris’ (chrisontv88) house for the Sydney AusOne Gathering, along with Levi. Rumour has it that Chris has banned Levi from sleeping in the house because he wants Shawna to himself. He knows that if Levi sleeps anywhere near him he will not be able to control himself and embarrass himself in front of Shawna by waking up inside Levi.
GGI: Serene

xox GG

Trouble in YTland

Looks like I’ve relaunched just at the right time, because drama is rife in NZYTland.

FAK HACKED?

Let me start with the major story of the week, which I’m sure you are all aware of, and that is the FiveAwesomeKiwis situation. As we all know, the second generation of FAKers called it quits when they realised they couldn’t keep the momentum going that the first generation had achieved. The channel lay dormant for a couple months before a random one of some weird guy appeared. The rumours started flying. Next thing we know the channel relaunches for a third time with an all new cast.

Now obviously this new cast was just trying to leech subscribers off of FiveAwesomeKiwis, that much was obvious, but the real question is whether or not the channel was hacked, or one of the five second generation FAKers gave out the password?

I’ve had emails from most of the nine original FAKers about this situation and all of them claim they don’t know how the password out and most of them point the blame at the others. The most common accusations are at Patrick (Patrickblog), allegedly out of spite for his generation spanning failure at keeping the channel going; or Ben (BattleSoup) and Jayson (justanotherkiwi) out of spite of their new channel (KiwiCollision) not taking off.

Either way, the new cast of FAK barred all previous cast members from commenting, as well as a few other prominent YouTubers. This caused the original cast to freak out and report the channel to the YT powers that be, who promptly moved to suspend the account.

And thus ends a chapter in NZYT history, FAK is suspended and the community is torn apart by FiveFuckingKiwis who thought they piggy back on the success of others. Nice try though.

LEVI, A YOUTUBE MLUT?

Latest update on Levi (corporalcadet) and Dannie (ThatEnglishGirl111) is that recently Levi came down to Auckland and spent the night at Dannie’s house. Yes. Spent the night. Details are sketchy on what actually went on that night, but Twitter sleuthing tells me that Dannie claims that she “slipped” and fell on Levi while watching a movie. What part of him, I wonder? The situation has left Dannie confused after Levi claimed he was single when most on YouTube know quite well that he has a girlfriend in Kerikeri. Could this simply have been an Auckland booty call for NZ’s most popular YouTuber?

And now for the quick-fire round:

- Happy 17th birthday to Juno (junoluvsu) for yesterday.

-Happy 20th birthday to Chris (chrisontv88) for tomorrow.

-Simon (simonPARASITE) is rumoured to be having an online relationship with Shawna (Nanalew), and hopes to meet up with her at the Sydney AusOne Gathering.

-Ryan (TheNewZealandishBrit) has reached 100 subscribers after coming out of nowhere to becoming among the who’s who of NZYT.

-Tenani (nanisnap) was left out of the collaboration video for Juno’s birthday. Jealousy from Cameron (EnglishCameron), who organised it (and has a major crush on Juno)?

-Rache (wizardneedsfoodbadly) and Jess (jessums31) are falling deeply in love with Josh (skishua). Now that Levi-Dannie-Tenani has fizzled out, could we have a new YT love triangle on the horizon?

-Lauren (VivaLaLauren) has a strange obsession with New Zealand and New Zealanders. Apparently she stays up until unnatural hours just to talk to our NZYTers… strange.

This just in!

Apparently a sex tape exists featuring Patrick. NZYTGossip is currently negotiating with the seller for exclusive access to this tape but so far all we’ve recieved is this supposidly “scandalous” picture. But to us it doesn’t really show anything more than an average Patrickblog vlog.

Glad to be back folks, and thanks for continuing to send in your gossip. Remember to register as a Gossip Girl Informant! Send your name, age, YT channel, and anonymous tipster name to nzytgossip@gmail.com.

xox GG

Exclusive cheating, gay sex & liger baby!

GG EXCLUSIVE!

Dannie (ThatEnglishGirl111) exclusive prom picture.

Dannie at her prom in the UK

And the Levi (corporalcadet) fanwave continues with this snazzy little sketch by Jesse:

Quickfire update!

- Numerous reports say that Levi and Chris (chrisontv88 ) are experimenting with eachother via webcam on Xtube Chat. Levi plans to attend the Sydney YouTube Gathering so that they can take their cyber experimentation to the next level. More info needed on this please: nzytgossip@gmail.com.

- Tenani (nanisnap) says “uninspirated” in a video on Jessums31, further fuelling the wrath of Levi (already upset about the TDL saga) for using his word.

- New NZ channel partnered! Pieplateindustries got 350 subscribers the day the account was opened and was offered a partnership, suspiscious much? GG thinks channels should have to earn a partnership, not be handed one.

AND in the obviously fake, but hilariously funny tabloid pages of NZYT Gossip:

-Simon (pommypictures) impregnates Joe (TheJoeFrom1993) through new methods of digital intercourse. A three headed liger baby is expected in the spring.

xox GG