Twitter Wars

GOSSIP GIRL BLAST – BREAKING NEWS!

Major fighting went down tonight on Twitter.

What began as a simple present for Vivien (feellinecancer) from Kevin (andkevinsaidftw) ended in an all out war on the social messaging site with Gathering cancellations and account closures.

Basically, given the bad history between Vivien and Charlie (charlieskies), Kevin thought it would be nice to get the hashtag #charliecuntskies trending on Twitter.

The following screencaps featuring Kevin, Denise (neechers), Patrick (patrickblog) and Ryan (thenewzealandishbrit) show the development of the drama:

Additional Tweets by Simon (simonparasite):

These developments left Patrick feeling picked on, and he later announced he would not be attending the New Zealand YouTube Gathering. Apparently, insinuating that Patrick would cheat on his boyfriend is enough to get the guy to walk away from the biggest social event of the year. Will he stick to his word? Or will he realise the missed opportunity and show up on July 11? Only time will tell…

Because of the attack on Patrick users of Twitter began to take sides with users choosing Team Patrick or Team Kevin. Cody (davanti) was dragged into it by declaring his support for Patrick, and consequentially coming under attack by Vivien and Kevin (Vivien and Cody used to be an item). After intense abuse and harassment, Cody decided to permanently delete his Twitter page.

And the final result of tonight’s Twitter carnage is that Charlie has canceled his trip to New Zealand, saying
“also is no longer attending the new zealand gathering. i’d rather not pay to meet a bunch of losers <3“
Word on the street is that Patrick spoke to Charlie and convinced him to join him in the boycott of the Gathering, upsetting many of the confirmed Gathering attendees, including Charlie’s close friend Juno (junoluvsu). In the process of his departure, Charlie has made even more enemies in New Zealand, many of whom feel attacked after doing nothing to him.

This is a developing story and we are relying on information from you to fill in the blanks. Email us at nzytgossip@gmail.com

And remember you can follow me on Twitter here.

GG2.0

CodyCodyCody.

Todays Gossip session will be a short one.

Emails of recent have introduced a new topic to me that I was quite unaware of.

Besides lesbianism, a recurring theme of emails is Cody (davanti).

Last week Cody streamed live on blogtv from his friend Baz (kaabaz)’s house, with another friend. Baz is well known on YouTube for his lack of commitment and has made a few close enemies.

The trio recreated Jesus’ last supper, with wine and bread, and then proceeded to chat with the small audience.

However, much to Cody’s disarray, Baz and Mike began leaking secrets about this YouTuber.

Cody has supposedly raped many small animals, including Mice, Cats and
Giraffes. And in case he moves onto humans, his school in Invercargill have taken special measures to make sure he does not touch anyone under the age of thirteen.

Also, three very interesting points:

• When he was 11, a fat, ugly girl sucked him off.

• He hates black people.

• Baz has a purple dildo.

These are quotes from Cody’s blogtv, straight from the mouth of Baz.

Also on the topic of Cody, rumour has it that his less-than-secret relationship with American YouTuber Vivien (feellinecancer) has passed the point of no return, and ended rather abruptly. Gossipers, lend me your eyes and ears, and find out all you can.

Until next time,

GG2.0

No Country For Gay Men

Well to say that last post was popular would be an understatement. It was single handedly my most popular post. Almost 1000 views and counting, not to mention the comments, which is incredible considering this blog gets no promotion. Everyone who is here is here because of word of mouth.

So I have a question for you all. That last post was sort of an experiment. I wanted to know what the reaction would be if I started reporting serious stories like the last one, or continue with the light hearted stories of the past. Or a mix of both? Up to you. Comment me!

ACTUAL GOSSIP STARTS HERE

Back on to other news Josh (skishua) is following the path of Tenani (nanisnap) and becoming an alcoholic.
And now, a potentially embarrassing Skype chat history sent in by Jess (jessums31).

Josh Hall says: JESS wehre are you, ghhhhhhh, oh and JESS. I mety someone and she looked JUST LIKE YOU woah. I need some sleep I think, Jess I’m sorry. i think I confused you

Jess says: LOL

Josh Hall says: I met someone jess and she looks like you

Jess says: cool XD

Josh Hall says: andd oi tolkd her this I’m sorry I don’t make sense dtoday

Jess says: why are you sorry! you make sense XD

Josh Hall says: we’ll talk when i get undrunked

Josh Hall says: don’t tell lauren

Jess says: i wont

Josh Hall says: I think i convinced her I’m sober.

Jess says: it was epic. how’s your night been, josh

[Josh Hall says: hah. Ohhhhhh it's been interesting. I've drank before Jess. Ohh, okay.

Jess says: i know you have XD

Josh Hall says: Well. But I’ve never gogtten drnk liek this I can’t een SPELL.

Jess says: don’t worry XD

Josh Hall says: I hadd too mayn.

Jess says: i can make it out

Josh Hall says: I’m so embarassesd.

Jess says: did you do loads of shots or something, bro XD, don’t be!

Josh Hall says: Yeah, I just had too much. I wrote on my friends arm.

Jess says: have you stopped drinking?

Josh Hall says: Oh yeh I’m done and I made it back. And I told a guy friend i wanted to violate him

Jess says: what did you write on their arm XD

Josh Hall says: I don’t know.

Jess says: LOL

Josh Hall says: I’m going to be so embarrassed in the morning. ANyWAY. I should really sleep this off now. So I think I will TTYL. Thank you for putting up with me. No Jess.

Jess says: Josh! XD don’t be silly

Josh Hall says: I’m slipping.

Jess says: you’re slipping?

Josh Hall says: I’m slipping into sleep.

Anyone know the name of the rehab in Australia that Tenani went to? I’ll forward the address to Josh. Seems he needs it.

Cody (davanti) has left YouTube because he is to star in an upcoming gay porn film called “No Country For Gay Men”, according to GGI reports. Apparently he and Baz (kaabaz) have had a falling out because they used to do all their gay porn together. Reports say that Cody was picked up by the creators of the new film because of his girlish good looks and incredibly large penis.

GGIs I need more information on this, Invercargill GGIs you have a photography assignment…

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Simon (simonPARASITE) has been making secret trips to Auckland to meet with two slutty Rangitoto College girls. Apparently he saw Wall-E at 4.45pm this afternoon and they went down on him in the back of the cinema to the horror curiosity of surrounding movie-goers. I hear it’s a great movie though.

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Lauren (VivaLaLaurennn) is following the example of Josh and is marrying David (nakorokan)  in order to get a visa to New Zealand. Apparently her reasoning for fleeing the US is that her crush on John McCain is growing too strong to handle and she doesn’t fancy getting taken down by the Secret Service. She is also pregnant with his baby.

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Going right back to the start, Rache (wizardneedsfoodbadly) is now the proud mother of a young daughter. The daughter, named Wendy after the famous burger chain, has a rare skin disease which leaves her looking like a wet brown paper bag. I first reported about Rache’s pregnancy in this post. Husband Bryant (Briznye) is nowhere to be seen though, leaving Rache to raise the kid on her own in her cliffside mansion.

xox GG

Farewells and Gatherings

Sadly, Cody (davanti) has decided to leave YouTube. He has been involved in the community actively and also was a founding father of Vlogbytes. He says he will return to YouTube in due course with a slew of new videos. His excuse? His parents were not happy about YT’s affect on his school work. Are we really going to believe this excuse? Is there something more to the situation? GGIs check your inboxes, there is a new recon assignment.

Y0uTubeWeekly, new weekly NZYT review channel launches October 1st. But who is behind it? Some are saying that it’s me, but let me assure you, that channel is in no way affilitated with me, Gossip Girl, or the NZYTGossip site. And as far as I know it isn’t run by any GGIs either. Any further information about this channel will be much appreciated.

GGIs stalking Twitter are reporting that Dannie (ThatEnglishGirl111) is planning to leave New Zealand to return to the UK after the emotional trauma caused by Levi (corporalcadet) proved to be too much for her to handle.

It seems the Twilight phenomenon has hit NZYT and has claimed Jess (Jessums31) and Rache (wizardneedsfoodbadly) as its first victims. GGIs on skype have reported long and tedious conversations about the American vampire series and it is beginning to show on their neglected channels. Could the real curse of the vampire be the decline of the once bubbling YouTube channels?

The seller of an apparent sex tape featuring Patrick (Patrickblog) has decided not to continue negotiations with NZYTGossip until after Patrick gets out of The Edge Next Top Friend house, for fear of the sex tape affecting his chances of winning.

Juanmann (Free Hugs Campaign guy) announces he is attending the NZYT Gathering. GGIs report the following confirmed guest list (leave a comment or email nzytgossip@gmail.com if you are or you know of other people who are going to the gathering but aren’t listed here):

UPDATED!
Juanmann
DamienEstreich
corporalcadet
aaannarose
jessums31
nakorokan
ThatEnglishGirl111
lewisbostock
TheNewZealandishBrit
Patrickblog
nanisnap
justanotherkiwi
BattleSoup
simonPARASITE
wizardneedsfoodbadly
junoluvsu
kbellebee
Logiebear42
icerfish
ThatMaoriSamoanGuy
Nebby67
jimmyjamesroxursox
HeartlessArchAngel69

…and of course, me.

Perpetrators in the destruction of FAK apologize. I think it’s time we put this behind us. As far as GG is concerned Kit (Kitcomedy), Taylor (ThatDoorGuy), Sam (ArcadeCore) and Nick (ClariceOnline) are forgiven. Not sure about the rest of NZYT though…

Ryan (TheNewZealandishBrit) is has made arrangements to go to the NZYT Gathering in his dad’s limo. Rumour has it he has arranged for Jo Cotton to ride topless with him in the limo’s included spa pool.

Since appearing on vlogbytes, Baz (kaabaz) gets constantly stalked in Invercargill. Apparently police were called to his house last week after he caught Cody trying to sneak girls into his house. Allegedly, Cody had been requesting sexual favours of the girls in exchange for Baz’s address.

xox GG

Gossip Girl… exposed?

Can it be, has my identity really been revealed? In one of the most well crafted YouTube videos of all time (imo) Cody (davanti) and Baz (kaabaz) conduct an interview with “me”.
Check it out:

Baz, I don’t think you’re a prick.

xox GG

Circus love, threesomes and collab reality shows?

Morning all. Here’s the latest little roundup from around NZYT. This one’s pretty long…

Last week Dannie (ThatEnglishGirl111), Tenani (nanisnap) and Rache (wizardneedsfoodbadly) went to the circus together. Jess (Jessums31) and Lewis (lewisbostock) were also invited but both declined. Could there be a new spark in their IRL relationship. A couple months ago I said that they have been meeting up IRL but that seemed to have stopped, perhaps they’re at it again.

Following on from that, Levi (corporalcadet) does not seem to be happy at all about Tenani and Dannie going on dates. An anonymous source tells me that he had come to the conclusion that the stalemate that he and Tenani had going was pointless, and so had decided to engage in some threesome action. You know what they say; if you can’t beat em, join em. First Lady of NZYT Dannie seems to be down for whatever. Do we finally have an end to the TDL saga?

Joe (TheJoeFrom1993) has been having a video flame-off with his new arch nemisis Alex (AlexTheOwl). Joe asked for people to post hate videos as a joke, but Alex exploded on camera for real. The action came to a climax when they had a filmed Skype conversation where Alex (15 years old) stripped down until he was naked, holding his goods on camera. YouTube didn’t like a naked 15 year old one bit and promptly took the video down.

Despite this Alex’s subscriber count is skyrocketing on the back of Joe’s fame. GG thinks there may be more to this relationship then first meets the eye…

A truckload of new NZYTers have recently come to my attention, with the virtual explosion of involvement from one TheNewZealandishBrit. He has been everywhere on YouTube lately, it’s been quite hard to miss him. Apparently he will be making videos soon too. Do we think he’ll be more like a new Patrickblog or a new TheJoeFrom1993? Another new YTer is EnglishCameron, who has also recently started making videos.

I have to say I quite like his videos, they are a nice harp back to the good old days of vlogging, which just doesn’t happen these days on the bigger NZYT channels. Check him out, he has GG approval. Also a little bit of gossip on him (suprise) it seems that both Kate (kbellbee) and Tenani (nanisnap) may have crushes on him, stay tuned for more info on this one…

There is another new collab channel on the block, this one called vlogbytes. It features Kate, Tenani, Lewis, Jess, Simon (pommypictures), Cody (davanti) and Juno (junoluvsu). This one involves the members putting up videos under two minutes and asking a question for the next uploader (after answering the previous question). It’s an interesting concept, I think. They also will be opening the channel up to subscribers to make videos in the future, which should be another interesting twist to observe. Let’s see how the channel measures up to KiwiCollision, the new collab channel from Ben (BattleSoup) and Jayson (justanotherkiwi).

In non-NZ YouTube news, NZYT fan Kim (kimbrrrrrly) has been in Germany for the past couple of weeeks on a random trip over there. Various sources have told me that she is competing in a German reality show in the vein of The Bachelor, but somehow I find this hard to believe. Any information reguarding her trip would be appreciated (nzytgossip@gmail.com).

That’s all for now, gossipers.

Mwah.

xox GG