A little worrying behaviour from the Capital this week…
Everyone’s favourite NZYT ginger Dylan (icerfish) now has another reason to be feared. It seems this Auckland playboy’s hard partying ways have infected the delicate minds of the Wellington YouTubers. On a spontaneous trip to the Capital last week Dylan took Juno (junoluvsu) and Simon (simonparasite) for a night of booze, brothels and bare skinned spooning. This worrying behaviour is likely to further propel Simon down the road to full blown alcoholism. His previous drunken hijinks can be listened to here on Tenani (nanisnap)’s Tumblr page.
In other Juno-related news she seems to be following in the footsteps of the movie of the same name… Latest rumours are that during a late night run in with a visiting James (tehdancingkiwi), the two NZYTers got a bit carried away. This exclusive photo shows the two love birds cuddling up in bed but reports say that the couple got a lot closer later in the night.
Don’t worry kids, Dr GG is on the case. Let’s see if we can’t figure out the truth behind these reports. James and Juno, do you have anything to say for yourselves?
Rumours have spread like wildfire around the supposed relationship between Jess (jessums31) and Denise (neechers). However, during the past week, the rumours have turned into fact.
Denise is one of the definite attenders of the NZYTgathering, to be held later this year. In fact, Tenani (nanisnap) and Jess created the gathering because Denise was coming. The truth about Denise’s choice to travel to NZ is for a fling with Jess.
Denise and Jess’s attraction towards each other is evident in two main websites: Twitter and (the new YTer hyped site) Dailybooth.
This is a screenshot from the website Tweetstats. This image is from Denise’s twitter, showing an extreme difference in amounts of @replies to Jess than any other of her top 10.
Earlier today, Jess and Denise started a thread on Jess’s Dailybooth. The thread is quite lenient towards… well… SEX. Jess’s boobs and Denise’s boobs both make guest appearances. View the thread here.
Also today, Jess and Denise created a joint Dailybooth account, DeniseAndJess. The idea is like a collab channel on YT; they will each take a photo on alternate days.
Note the sidebar on the collab Dailybooth. Does this not prove the love between these two FEF’s?
And what confusion does this raise in the “love square?” Will Dylan (icerfish) be left all on his lonesome? Does he already suspect this fate?
As shown in this reply to Ben, apparently Dylan will try his hardest to hold onto someone, but it looks as though any chance of things happening with Jess is slipping through his fingers…
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Love Square? TDL worthy?
As the rumours around Jade (marshmallowjade) and Asad (tiktoxic) grow, talk about a third and perhaps even fourth wheel are thrown into the mix.
Dylan (icerfish) seems rather comfortable next to Jade – is there a secret romance behind Asad’s back?
And when seeing Dylan getting close with Jade, Jess (jessums31) storms off, but why?
The theory of a relationship was almost proven, when Jess and Dylan return in a happier mood, and proceed to take photos together, a sure sign of something going on:
This love “square” really makes the mind dizzy. Will this heart wrenching foursome ever be happy?
Sadly, Cody (davanti) has decided to leave YouTube. He has been involved in the community actively and also was a founding father of Vlogbytes. He says he will return to YouTube in due course with a slew of new videos. His excuse? His parents were not happy about YT’s affect on his school work. Are we really going to believe this excuse? Is there something more to the situation? GGIs check your inboxes, there is a new recon assignment.
Y0uTubeWeekly, new weekly NZYT review channel launches October 1st. But who is behind it? Some are saying that it’s me, but let me assure you, that channel is in no way affilitated with me, Gossip Girl, or the NZYTGossip site. And as far as I know it isn’t run by any GGIs either. Any further information about this channel will be much appreciated.
GGIs stalking Twitter are reporting that Dannie (ThatEnglishGirl111) is planning to leave New Zealand to return to the UK after the emotional trauma caused by Levi (corporalcadet) proved to be too much for her to handle.
It seems the Twilight phenomenon has hit NZYT and has claimed Jess (Jessums31) and Rache (wizardneedsfoodbadly) as its first victims. GGIs on skype have reported long and tedious conversations about the American vampire series and it is beginning to show on their neglected channels. Could the real curse of the vampire be the decline of the once bubbling YouTube channels?
The seller of an apparent sex tape featuring Patrick (Patrickblog) has decided not to continue negotiations with NZYTGossip until after Patrick gets out of The Edge Next Top Friend house, for fear of the sex tape affecting his chances of winning.
Juanmann (Free Hugs Campaign guy) announces he is attending the NZYT Gathering. GGIs report the following confirmed guest list (leave a comment or email nzytgossip@gmail.com if you are or you know of other people who are going to the gathering but aren’t listed here):
Perpetrators in the destruction of FAK apologize. I think it’s time we put this behind us. As far as GG is concerned Kit (Kitcomedy), Taylor (ThatDoorGuy), Sam (ArcadeCore) and Nick (ClariceOnline) are forgiven. Not sure about the rest of NZYT though…
Ryan (TheNewZealandishBrit) is has made arrangements to go to the NZYT Gathering in his dad’s limo. Rumour has it he has arranged for Jo Cotton to ride topless with him in the limo’s included spa pool.
Since appearing on vlogbytes, Baz (kaabaz) gets constantly stalked in Invercargill. Apparently police were called to his house last week after he caught Cody trying to sneak girls into his house. Allegedly, Cody had been requesting sexual favours of the girls in exchange for Baz’s address.
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