Farewells and Gatherings

Sadly, Cody (davanti) has decided to leave YouTube. He has been involved in the community actively and also was a founding father of Vlogbytes. He says he will return to YouTube in due course with a slew of new videos. His excuse? His parents were not happy about YT’s affect on his school work. Are we really going to believe this excuse? Is there something more to the situation? GGIs check your inboxes, there is a new recon assignment.

Y0uTubeWeekly, new weekly NZYT review channel launches October 1st. But who is behind it? Some are saying that it’s me, but let me assure you, that channel is in no way affilitated with me, Gossip Girl, or the NZYTGossip site. And as far as I know it isn’t run by any GGIs either. Any further information about this channel will be much appreciated.

GGIs stalking Twitter are reporting that Dannie (ThatEnglishGirl111) is planning to leave New Zealand to return to the UK after the emotional trauma caused by Levi (corporalcadet) proved to be too much for her to handle.

It seems the Twilight phenomenon has hit NZYT and has claimed Jess (Jessums31) and Rache (wizardneedsfoodbadly) as its first victims. GGIs on skype have reported long and tedious conversations about the American vampire series and it is beginning to show on their neglected channels. Could the real curse of the vampire be the decline of the once bubbling YouTube channels?

The seller of an apparent sex tape featuring Patrick (Patrickblog) has decided not to continue negotiations with NZYTGossip until after Patrick gets out of The Edge Next Top Friend house, for fear of the sex tape affecting his chances of winning.

Juanmann (Free Hugs Campaign guy) announces he is attending the NZYT Gathering. GGIs report the following confirmed guest list (leave a comment or email nzytgossip@gmail.com if you are or you know of other people who are going to the gathering but aren’t listed here):

UPDATED!
Juanmann
DamienEstreich
corporalcadet
aaannarose
jessums31
nakorokan
ThatEnglishGirl111
lewisbostock
TheNewZealandishBrit
Patrickblog
nanisnap
justanotherkiwi
BattleSoup
simonPARASITE
wizardneedsfoodbadly
junoluvsu
kbellebee
Logiebear42
icerfish
ThatMaoriSamoanGuy
Nebby67
jimmyjamesroxursox
HeartlessArchAngel69

…and of course, me.

Perpetrators in the destruction of FAK apologize. I think it’s time we put this behind us. As far as GG is concerned Kit (Kitcomedy), Taylor (ThatDoorGuy), Sam (ArcadeCore) and Nick (ClariceOnline) are forgiven. Not sure about the rest of NZYT though…

Ryan (TheNewZealandishBrit) is has made arrangements to go to the NZYT Gathering in his dad’s limo. Rumour has it he has arranged for Jo Cotton to ride topless with him in the limo’s included spa pool.

Since appearing on vlogbytes, Baz (kaabaz) gets constantly stalked in Invercargill. Apparently police were called to his house last week after he caught Cody trying to sneak girls into his house. Allegedly, Cody had been requesting sexual favours of the girls in exchange for Baz’s address.

xox GG

Rich Denial Reignited

Patrick (Patrickblog) has become a finalist in The Edge Next Top Friend competition and has been flown to Auckland where he will live in a house with nine other strangers and compete for prizes as well as $10 000! He will have to get the most friends on social networking sites within the time period. The contestant with the most friends wins the money! Congratulations Patrick, from GG and all my GGIs, and good luck with the competition. We’ll be rooting for you.

Just when you thought the TDL saga had come to a close, Dannie (ThatEnglishGirl111) and Tenani (nanisnap) go and do this. Rumours have been flying since this video was posted on the nanisnap channel, with many in the community noting that the relationship between them seems to be intensifying, instead of cooling down as had been expected. I, for one, thought Dannie would have been through with love after Levi (corporalcadet) left her confused and hurt, but it will be interesting to see what happens to this reignited love triangle.

Word on the street is also rife that Ryan (TheNewZealandishBrit) comes from a very very weathly family. GGIs on the ground in Hamilton have reported seeing him being dropped off at the bus stop in his dad’s Hummer. My informants also report that he pays for everything with an American Express card, connected directly to his parent’s credit accounts. Could we have a NZYT rich kid? Perhaps he should be helping out with getting people to the gathering? Stay tuned for more as we hear it.
GGI: EdwardCullen & DFG

GGIs are reporting that Alex (AlexTheOwl) is currently publicly denying that he and Joe (TheJoeFrom1993) are or were ever in a relationship. He claims that they never went out and it was only a joke. This is quite the backtrack as everyone already knew they were together. It seems not all is well in the relationship anyway, with Alex being into a few too many dodgy things than Joe would be comfortable with.
GGI: Bongo

Taylor (ThatDoorGuyy) has been blamed as the mastermind behind the infiltration of FiveAwesomeKiwis by almost everyone who wrote in about this issue. It seems Taylor obtained the password and then blocked Jayson (justanotherkiwi) and Ben (BattleSoup), among other notable YouTubers, from commenting on the channel. He did, however, give the password to Patrick after much pestering, but as Patrick was trying to bring the channel back under his control, YTHQ suspended the account. The original cast are currently negotiating with YTHQ to get the account reopened.

Josh (skishua) is using Jess (Jessums31) to gain a visa, and eventually citizenship to New Zealand. GGI reports from inside numerous skype calls say that Josh proposed the idea to Jess, knowing of her feelings about him. Reports say Josh’s justification for moving to New Zealand is to escape the CIA assassins after him after he had a secret love affair with Sarah Palin. Their child was a three legged, half moose hockey player with a tattoo of Levi on it’s middle finger.
GGI: Bongo

Twitter? twitter.com/nzytgossip? Is it me?

One more thing… Remember to subscribe to http://nz.youtube.com/nzytgossip for videos from NZYTGossip! A new series called Gossip Girl Profiles is coming soon…

xox GG

Trouble in YTland

Looks like I’ve relaunched just at the right time, because drama is rife in NZYTland.

FAK HACKED?

Let me start with the major story of the week, which I’m sure you are all aware of, and that is the FiveAwesomeKiwis situation. As we all know, the second generation of FAKers called it quits when they realised they couldn’t keep the momentum going that the first generation had achieved. The channel lay dormant for a couple months before a random one of some weird guy appeared. The rumours started flying. Next thing we know the channel relaunches for a third time with an all new cast.

Now obviously this new cast was just trying to leech subscribers off of FiveAwesomeKiwis, that much was obvious, but the real question is whether or not the channel was hacked, or one of the five second generation FAKers gave out the password?

I’ve had emails from most of the nine original FAKers about this situation and all of them claim they don’t know how the password out and most of them point the blame at the others. The most common accusations are at Patrick (Patrickblog), allegedly out of spite for his generation spanning failure at keeping the channel going; or Ben (BattleSoup) and Jayson (justanotherkiwi) out of spite of their new channel (KiwiCollision) not taking off.

Either way, the new cast of FAK barred all previous cast members from commenting, as well as a few other prominent YouTubers. This caused the original cast to freak out and report the channel to the YT powers that be, who promptly moved to suspend the account.

And thus ends a chapter in NZYT history, FAK is suspended and the community is torn apart by FiveFuckingKiwis who thought they piggy back on the success of others. Nice try though.

LEVI, A YOUTUBE MLUT?

Latest update on Levi (corporalcadet) and Dannie (ThatEnglishGirl111) is that recently Levi came down to Auckland and spent the night at Dannie’s house. Yes. Spent the night. Details are sketchy on what actually went on that night, but Twitter sleuthing tells me that Dannie claims that she “slipped” and fell on Levi while watching a movie. What part of him, I wonder? The situation has left Dannie confused after Levi claimed he was single when most on YouTube know quite well that he has a girlfriend in Kerikeri. Could this simply have been an Auckland booty call for NZ’s most popular YouTuber?

And now for the quick-fire round:

- Happy 17th birthday to Juno (junoluvsu) for yesterday.

-Happy 20th birthday to Chris (chrisontv88) for tomorrow.

-Simon (simonPARASITE) is rumoured to be having an online relationship with Shawna (Nanalew), and hopes to meet up with her at the Sydney AusOne Gathering.

-Ryan (TheNewZealandishBrit) has reached 100 subscribers after coming out of nowhere to becoming among the who’s who of NZYT.

-Tenani (nanisnap) was left out of the collaboration video for Juno’s birthday. Jealousy from Cameron (EnglishCameron), who organised it (and has a major crush on Juno)?

-Rache (wizardneedsfoodbadly) and Jess (jessums31) are falling deeply in love with Josh (skishua). Now that Levi-Dannie-Tenani has fizzled out, could we have a new YT love triangle on the horizon?

-Lauren (VivaLaLauren) has a strange obsession with New Zealand and New Zealanders. Apparently she stays up until unnatural hours just to talk to our NZYTers… strange.

This just in!

Apparently a sex tape exists featuring Patrick. NZYTGossip is currently negotiating with the seller for exclusive access to this tape but so far all we’ve recieved is this supposidly “scandalous” picture. But to us it doesn’t really show anything more than an average Patrickblog vlog.

Glad to be back folks, and thanks for continuing to send in your gossip. Remember to register as a Gossip Girl Informant! Send your name, age, YT channel, and anonymous tipster name to nzytgossip@gmail.com.

xox GG

Circus love, threesomes and collab reality shows?

Morning all. Here’s the latest little roundup from around NZYT. This one’s pretty long…

Last week Dannie (ThatEnglishGirl111), Tenani (nanisnap) and Rache (wizardneedsfoodbadly) went to the circus together. Jess (Jessums31) and Lewis (lewisbostock) were also invited but both declined. Could there be a new spark in their IRL relationship. A couple months ago I said that they have been meeting up IRL but that seemed to have stopped, perhaps they’re at it again.

Following on from that, Levi (corporalcadet) does not seem to be happy at all about Tenani and Dannie going on dates. An anonymous source tells me that he had come to the conclusion that the stalemate that he and Tenani had going was pointless, and so had decided to engage in some threesome action. You know what they say; if you can’t beat em, join em. First Lady of NZYT Dannie seems to be down for whatever. Do we finally have an end to the TDL saga?

Joe (TheJoeFrom1993) has been having a video flame-off with his new arch nemisis Alex (AlexTheOwl). Joe asked for people to post hate videos as a joke, but Alex exploded on camera for real. The action came to a climax when they had a filmed Skype conversation where Alex (15 years old) stripped down until he was naked, holding his goods on camera. YouTube didn’t like a naked 15 year old one bit and promptly took the video down.

Despite this Alex’s subscriber count is skyrocketing on the back of Joe’s fame. GG thinks there may be more to this relationship then first meets the eye…

A truckload of new NZYTers have recently come to my attention, with the virtual explosion of involvement from one TheNewZealandishBrit. He has been everywhere on YouTube lately, it’s been quite hard to miss him. Apparently he will be making videos soon too. Do we think he’ll be more like a new Patrickblog or a new TheJoeFrom1993? Another new YTer is EnglishCameron, who has also recently started making videos.

I have to say I quite like his videos, they are a nice harp back to the good old days of vlogging, which just doesn’t happen these days on the bigger NZYT channels. Check him out, he has GG approval. Also a little bit of gossip on him (suprise) it seems that both Kate (kbellbee) and Tenani (nanisnap) may have crushes on him, stay tuned for more info on this one…

There is another new collab channel on the block, this one called vlogbytes. It features Kate, Tenani, Lewis, Jess, Simon (pommypictures), Cody (davanti) and Juno (junoluvsu). This one involves the members putting up videos under two minutes and asking a question for the next uploader (after answering the previous question). It’s an interesting concept, I think. They also will be opening the channel up to subscribers to make videos in the future, which should be another interesting twist to observe. Let’s see how the channel measures up to KiwiCollision, the new collab channel from Ben (BattleSoup) and Jayson (justanotherkiwi).

In non-NZ YouTube news, NZYT fan Kim (kimbrrrrrly) has been in Germany for the past couple of weeeks on a random trip over there. Various sources have told me that she is competing in a German reality show in the vein of The Bachelor, but somehow I find this hard to believe. Any information reguarding her trip would be appreciated (nzytgossip@gmail.com).

That’s all for now, gossipers.

Mwah.

xox GG

FiveAwesomeKiwis replacement EXPOSED!

GG EXCLUSIVE!

When FiveAwesomeKiwis ended Jayson (justanotherkiwi) and Ben (BattleSoup) announced that they were working on a new channel, but still haven’t told us the name of the new channel.

Well, NZYTGossip has the scoop on the new channel and the name is…

youtube.com/KiwiCollision

Here is the test video, hopefully the proper videos will be better. LOL.

Let’s see how this new channel fares, hopefully the drama and bitchiness of FAK will be gone from this new one. Then again, I pretty much live for drama and bitchiness. Anyway, go and subscribe, and we can all wait and see what happens…

That’s all for now kids,

xox GG

FiveAwesomeKiwis is Dead

FiveAwesomeKiwis is Dead

It happened. Today. Told you it would. The channel known as FiveAwesomeKiwis is officially no more. The page will remain as a place to watch the old videos, but no new ones will be posted, bar a shameless promotion for Ben (BattleSoup) and Jayson (justanotherkiwi)’s new channel. GG will of course be following the new one closely.

xox GG

FAK Pat-less

My prediction in the last post that Patrickblog would leave FiveAwesomeKiwis was today confirmed.

How’s that video huh? You can cut the tension with a knife!

Let’s see how long the rest of them last without any of the original cast. Looks like Liam (blibbybot) and Joe (TheJoeFrom1993) have all but given up anyway, so really FiveAwesomeKiwis is just Ben (BattleSoup) and Jayson (justanotherkiwi).

LOL.

xox GG

FAK F*cked?

After two no shows and a disagreement between them, the FiveAwesomeKiwis seem to be heading to implosion. Both Joe (TheJoeFrom1993) and Liam (blibbybot) did not make a video this week, without explanation. Sources tell me that Patrick (patrickblog) is feeling the heat from viewers for his new coFAKs not living up to expectations. To add salt to injury, Jayson (justanotherkiwi) opened the floor for auditions for a new female FAKer to replace Liam on Wednesdays without the permission of the other four members.
Let’s see how the rest of FAK take this agressive move by Jayson, and also whether or not Patrick bothers to hang around any longer.

xox GG